Tigglesworth

If you like sarcasm, satire, and opinions, this is the blog for you!

How can I be so…

How can I be someone that you love if you hate me?
And how can I be someone you respect if you call me lazy?

I’d like to be …

I’d like to be a big ball of meat
that bees can buzz around
and eat when I die, so that I might
be granted one sense of purpose.

The drugs you d…

The drugs you do were made by people who think in dollar signs,
And that’s not very punk of you, maybe you should change your mind,
Reconsider the whole deal

I wish I had a …

I wish I had a cigarette for every time a perfect stranger asked me for a cigarette, but I have to wonder what a cigarette will really do to help that person out.

They were all i…

They were all in love with dyin’, they were doing it in Texas. Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain, and then he lost his leg in Dallas, he was dancin’ with the train. They were all in love with dyin’ they were drinkin’ from a fountain that was pouring like an avalanche, coming down the mountain.

From Pepper, by the Butthole Surfers.

There’s no one …

There’s no one to blame – people are just fucking mean.

“I’d like to ta…

“I’d like to take advantage of a flock of wild birds to make to make my escape from this planet.”

If plants could…

If plants could talk, I have a feeling there would be some cannabis plants out there with a thing or two to say about this mass-holocaust I’ve been committing on their people. Oops.

“Love what you …

“Love what you can, love what you can ’till it dies.”
-White Face, Black Eyes by Andrew Jackson Jihad

Who needs actio…

Who needs actions when you’ve got words?

This quote is from one of my favourite songs, “Plateau” by the Meat Puppets.  It means a lot to me, because I believe that words will more often hold the solution to your problems than actions, especially violent actions.  Being diplomatic and peaceful about disagreements and being respectful of other people’s opinions regardless of your own opinion is key.